How old am I? Hmmm... I am not sure. I do not think they had birth certificates when I was born. I used to do my homework by candlelight because Tommy hadn't invented electricity yet and when I wanted to call up my neighbor, I had to make a fire and send smoke signals. There was no indoor plumbing and I had to trap my own food.

As far as my mental age??? Lets just say "I know something you dont know"