Said in a loud booming voice like "This is the voice of the Mysterons" (from 'Captain Scarlet', sixtys kids TV programme. No I'm not that old - I watched repeats!):

"THIS IS THE HAND OF THE MIGHTY GOD"

as I grab 'IT' whilst the kids are playing tag to get a mushroom or collectable. or if I REALLY want them to know just exactly who is God:

"THIS IS THE HAND OF THE MIGHTY CLEEBS MUAHAHAHAAAAARRRR!"

lol
xx