I've got a new one to add...

My sister was watching me play, and she suddenly squealed and pointed at a mushroom. I jerked the screen around, picked up a kid, and went back to where I thought I had left the mushroom. It wasn't there. As I frantically searched for it, my sister kept tugging on my mouse arm, going, "It's over there. It's over there!" I became so angry that I finally whipped around to face her and yelled, "I KNOW WHERE MY MUSHROOMS ARE!!!!!"
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Me: I have a villager who looks exactly like Peter Pan.
Sis: wut, ORLY?
Me: Yes, you can envy me now.