(I come back and half the coconuts are gone) "WHAT?!?! You're supposed to be researching! Dorks!!! No, get back here, Hoya!"

(My sister discovers the purpose of the pause button...) "Who's that little kid? Son of WHO? What?! He grew up?! Where'd that other baby come from? I'm so confused!!!"
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Me: I have a villager who looks exactly like Peter Pan.
Sis: wut, ORLY?
Me: Yes, you can envy me now.