here some of mine

1. DUDE SHE MAY BE YOUR WIFE BUT SHES DEAD SO STOP!

2. I NEED FISH NOT (censored) babies!!

3. dude she has twins so stop.

4 HES YOUR GRANDFATHER SO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!

5. if you wash that baby one more time! NO DONT DRINK IT THE BABYS DIPER IS IN THERE!