oh god I'm LMFAO.

I think the thing I say most often is, I don't care if you don't want to (research/farm/heal) just DO IT!

I had one villager I had to grag to the vegi patch some 40+ times. I NEEDED FARMERS DANG IT!!!!!!!

And I also sympathise with those wanting females, cos all mine are having babies...all FIVE. (watch every last bleedin' one be a bloody man!)

And finally--who says sex is all kids think about these days??? I had to get my first villagers to...ah...'embrace' my females.