I introduced my husband to the game (after much teasing from him on how much I talk to my "Village People"). Now he's started!!!
"Where are you, you lazy little sh*t?"
"Come over here and pick a mushroom you brat!"
"Pee later! I need that mushroom!"

And this is all in a span of 20 minutes... lol!
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It is pleasant at times to play the madman. ~ Seneca