Hello, long time VV player first time forum poster (LTVVPFTFP)

Funniest things I've ever said to my villagers?

"D****t [insert villager name here], focus! Focus!"
"What are you, high? You don't need berries to swim!"
"Oh for crying out--get out of the lagoon and finish building the freaking dam already! It's been THREE DAYS!!!!"