My list:

"STOP HARVESTING COCONUTS!"
"OMG if you water those crops one more time. FISH, MORON! YOU HAVE NO FOOD!"
"You're RIGHT NEXT TO THAT *insert collectable here*! Can't you see it? DO I HAVE TO POINT IT OUT TO YOU EVERY TIME?"
"omg stop it! She's your MOTHER!"
"WILL YOU TURN 14 ALREADY?!"
"Awwww, don't be lonely! Here, pick a mushroom. That'll cheer you up."

The nursing mothers always hold onto the kids for ages after it says "Nursing for 0 minutes", then I pull out the:

"How about you STOP SHOWING THE STUPID KID THE OCEAN, put the *#*(&%@#*($#@( thing down and DO SOME *#@(@#&$@#& WORK???"

Wow. I get angry a lot.