I have some frequent ones.

"I don't care if your playing tag, theres a pebble down in the other corner. Now- wait! Come back here now!"

"I told you, you don't need to build anymore, you've mastered that. Now, go to the research table, come on. And NO laundry this time!"

"What the- you've been nursing all day! This is 2x mode, you know. That child is probably ready for preschool by know. Geez woman, let the kid down already and get back to your job!"
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When climbing the ladder of success, always remember. You can help as many people as you want- but in the end they'll get up there first and drop wet, sticky things on your head.