Many times to researches sneaking away from the table:
Your bar is full, you don't need a drink!

To my husband whom I've named a villager (looks just like him!) after:

All those women won't leave you alone! I have to keep making them do other things.... why do they all want to breed with you?

He just looks at me like I'm nuts.

To the villager named after my husband:
No, stop waiting for someone and keep digging!