I was playing the game for the first time last night, and hadn't even got to the farming bit. My second child was born and he had a huge black afro and a five oclock shadow. My girlfriend and I nicknamed him Demonchild. I went to bed tired, not realising I should of got them to farming level.
I logged on next day to find them all dead except demonchild (who happily hummed like a bee when i picked him up). He killed em all during the night and was scoffing the last of the food.
Little bugger!