LOL Batgrl! *stealthily turning off the BatgrlCam* I've actually had this conversation:

Me: If I go to sleep now, I'll get up and they'll "ALL BE DEAD!"
BF: Isn't there a pause button?
Me: Well... yea... but how would you like it if God paused us every time he wanted to sleep?
BF: How do you know he doesn't?
Me: oooooooh! Spooky!

I still can't pause a game tho.