You tell your grandmother to "wait right there" when she complains of her arthritis, then dash off muttering, "Now where's that magic fruit??"

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You stand on top of her when that fails, to cure her

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You randomly complain/give praise/teach to the air/fish/cactus

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You drive straight to the center of your town when you are bored.

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You stare blankly when an adult needs to "use the facilities".

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