You might have been playing VV too long if...

You actually believe a 64 year old woman would cheerfully become pregnant!

You believe a 20 year old male would chase after a 70 year old woman!

You begin to think bald kids are kinda cute.

You don't ask a new mother what gender her baby is because you KNOW no one knows until it's two anyway.

You honestly begin to believe that real men do laundry.
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