You guys these are great!!! Keep em coming!!! I thought of a couple more too...
You hear little kids humming wherever you go

You believe that women with babies have any energy to go running

When your Honey comes home and dinner isn't ready you try the excuse that monkeys came and messed everything up on the table, you tell him the bright side is they left some delicious bananas

You tell your kids if they don't listen to you, you're gonna send them to the other side of the waterfall

You believe that one man can have babies with every woman on the island without a "Jerry Springer" type moment happening "No, that is MY baby daddy!!!"