The Tale of a Broken Heart:
There was once a girl named Jazza. As a simple farmer, child of two farmers, she spent all of her time fishing. Each time she caught a fish, she walked to the food bin and passed the reaserch table. What losers, Jazza thought. She was a sophisticated farmer, and them, they just made clinking noises and walked around a table. However, her opinion on scientests changed when she first saw Jazzo, a trainee scientest. It was love at first sight. She tried to say hi but when her mouth opened, she dropped the crab she was carring to the food bin. Everyone laughed. Jazzo went back to his researching. Jazza really wanted to talk to Jazzo somehow, but she had her work to do, and Jazzo had his researching to do The next morning, Jazza announced she was now a scientist. That was the perfect way to get closer to Jazzo. She had no fun at all researching. She still couldn't get a chance to talk to Jazzo. Soon, she gave up and just stared at him all day long. Then, the terrible thing happened. Some other girl also decided she liked Jazzo. Even worse, that other girl was an adept parent. I watched Jazzo as he went indoors and hoped nothing would happen. Jazzo was the first one out. He walked away with his new wife, and their new baby. Jazza was broken-hearted.