an observation made by one of my (adopted) kids after watching me play (also after "accidenally" killing all 17 of my villager in the first game)

He pointed at the screen and said "I think that lady is a hooker."

Apparently my pop was maxed out but I still had one female set to Breeding instead of Farming, so she kept trying.

Then I explained breeding in the game to him. When he heard that "going indoors" made you a better parent, he declared that his real mom must be the best mom in the world. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.