"Ok, you've been 17 long enough now. Grow up! Make babies!!"
"What's this? Only one baby?! You better get back in there and try harder!!"
"I'm looking at the tech points... and I'm not happy..."
"If you throw one more party, the next one will be at your funeral!! "
"What, you're gonna let her run off just like that? Go after her fool!"
"Oh come on, he's not THAT bad to look at?"
"You know... crops come without watering them to... why don't you just ehm... FISH !!"
"That boulder is 20 times your size, what on earth makes you think you can move it only an inch??"
"You can try to run all you want, I'll just throw you right back to that table missy"
"Allright 'Wonderboy', if you're so smart why don't you just work on human evolution... Instead of partying all the time!!"

Those where the ones I could think of anyway