*****Now to understand this ya gotta know, the area we live in refers to our small community as a Village (population is only 110)*****

My friend came over for a visit this afternoon and we were sitting on the porch talking about this and that..... hubby was inside the house.... I can safely assume at this point he was checking on his Villages..... well he came out the front door and all proud like looks at us and says ...."Well I finally got every girl in the Village pregnant now...."

..... my friend went into shock - I started laughing and couldnt stop .....