I laughed when i read these threads. It sounds so much like me. Here are some of the things that I have said while playing:

1- why won't you die yet!
2- where is that squirt I see a shroom?
3- I told you to research dag gone it!
4- who the heck got you preggers?
5- what do you need to do laundry for? You never change clothes!
6- No! No! Don't do that!.......Awwwww man!

I have way too much time on my hands. I have 2 puters and roll back and forth between them checking my games. I say alot more than that, but I can't use half the language on here..........lol