Well I can see we're all being made somewhat insane... talking to a screen and imaginary people.

Things I have said....
"would you knock her up already?"
"i know he's ugly... sleep with him anyway... he has personality"
"omg you little pervert!"... that one was after a 18yo impregnated my 64 yo master builder.... ummmm if there's a new version ya wanna include menopuase? btw... if a nursing mother dies during nursing one of the non nursing adult females will take over.
and the thing i say most.... "if you little *&%%*)^$$$ don't start doing what I tell you I'm going to restart and erase your sorry a$$es!"