"Oh, my golden child is actually sick! Yay!" Lol, he doesn't cough when I pick him up though.

"Oh my gosh, did I actually just make her have a baby? Fail. I thought she was sick."

"Golden child, why are you making a party? Your people are sick! Come heal your sick people."

"What? Did someone heal him already? What happened? No one's sick anymore? Cool, the golden child making a party magically healed everyone!"

I got that event with the vial where if you have them drink it it makes everyone but them sick. I let him drink it just because I was bored. :P