Here's some of mine!

Said while dragging a random, very persistent guy away from the girls: "Hey hey hey! Don't touch her! Endesha gets the girls, you get the berries!


Said while searching for my notorious demon child who's never around when I need her for mushrooms: "APONIIII! WHERE ARE YOU?! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PUT A BELL ON THIS KID!"

"OH NO! NOT WITH THE OLD PEOPLE!"--This was with one time when I had an 18-year-old guy and five 50-year-old women. The man was set on breeding. Need I say more?

"Put that baby down and WORK!"--Also self-explanatory. Those women hold their babies for waaay too long.