:D:D:D Read all the comments, you made me a hyena now :D:D
What I usually say to them:
"Come on!! Pretty rare collectables for my beautiful Tech Points can be added!"
"Coconuts are only for emergency! But I never let the game unpaused, when I go away... Harvest them all!" (of course, then they'll harvest the crops! :D:D)
*Hears kissing voice* "Hope we will get triplets"
"You can pee 30 seconds later also!"
*Finds a rare collectable* Kiiiids!!!!! *5 seconds later with the child in my hand* Oh noooooo!! WHERE DID IT GO!??
"Laundry??? You have only one cloth, or have you 20 clothes from the same outfit?"
"Don't tell me an uh-huh, or these! You just have to grab a few sticks, GOSH!"