"Yes! College! You're gone! Now, when are you going to send some e-mails?"
"You know, teenagers from today should take a page out of your virtual books. Always studying."
"Please, I know who's getting the house. I knew it as soon as Ashton was born. Your sister."
"I swear, if Jenny in accounting has one more baby..."
*looking at the cake* "You guys do realize I bought that for EVERYONE, right?" *drools*

Oh, and, when I told Kimmi I would adopt the next THING that came to the door, I did! It came in the form of David, the fifth child.