1) NO!!! YOU MUST HAVE A CHILD!
2) Aw, Im sorry I will buy you food. (More) Please brighten up.
3) Oh no you don't! Stop disobeying me!
4) You are dirty just get in the stinking shower!
5) Good little boy. Oh, you're forty? Good job, dude.
6) Good girl! Oh you're an adult? Good job!
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There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.