Got new ones...

You think pink, purple, blue, etc. are natural hair colors.

You see kids arguing and feel like picking one up and dragging it to the other room.

You broke your mouse last week looking for collectibles. O_O

You've began naming villagers after your faverite anime characters...

...And when they die, you think "They were immortal in the show!!"

You've given up all other forms of entertainment because Isola doesn't have Playstations/Wiis/DS/PSP/TV/iPod etc.

You modded a computer with a super small screencap of Virtual Villagers into the game...

...And when it looks like someone is using it, you throw them in the ocean.

Your convenced gardens are a form of restroom.