I have no photos of the buggers, but my "pets" are my little wet monsters, a Ryukin and a Fantail (goldfish). They're huge. One of them you need to pick up with two hands. Ya can't pet um, but you can sure stare at them all day/all night. Like swimming orchids.

The best part is there's to poop to clean up, and ya can't accidentally step on them because they race in front of you while you're answering the door (it wasn't pretty). lol