(watching a couple trying for a baby) Oh, so that's what goes on in the Love Shack.

It's been two years since she died, cheer up already!

Does anyone care that the two year old is awake - and going to play in the sandbox - while everyone else sleeps?

Look, I'm happy your favorite show is on, but the remote isn't lost! Have you looked on the coffee table yet?

Hey! I gave you that book to read to your kid! That's fifteen dollars coming out of your paycheck, buddy.