lol @ all these. Said by me recently

"Awww. She died" (I was expecting it at that)

"No. You cannot walk through walls so don't even try"

"Would you stop stretching and do some work....No, that's not stopping stretching"

"Don't check your weight. You'll just get depressed again" (checked weight and jumped around. 5 mins before she'd complained about it. Must've been all the stretching)

"Would you two stop arguing and just have a kid already"

rofl. The last one must've worked. The second generation of my first family just had their first child. A girl. That family has yet to have a boy, and she looks just like her mum.