The "Professional Trainer" charges $250 and your little person will advance in their career (get a promotion.) The non-professional (can't remember the exact description) charges less and eats all your groceries.

5 out of 6 families have gotten the free hammock.

I was scammed by the birdhouse guy as well. (Asks permission to set one up in the yard then charges more than the store price for the cost of the materials.)

The sheets sent COD to the wrong address are nice and are a bargain compared to store price.

I've had several strange packages left at the door, all of which turned out to be groceries. All but once they were organics too.

I would love to see a compilation of the events, especially those that give a choice of how to respond.
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