Well geez you're boss just needs to hire lawn care people. Either that or quit crashing his lawn mower. Why does the office have to buy him a new mower all the time? (After the 3rd or 4th email)

Why are you asking me for different food (or more stuff in the house) when you won't work on your career? Quit working on your hobby goober.

More socks? Why can't you drop a shirt every once in a while? And really who can't pick up the sock they drop right in front of the washer/dryer?