So here's a couple of the emails I've received which've cost my family money and since there's nothing you can do about them, you're stuck paying....

Subject: Bad Cookies

Dear Susan, remember those oatmeal raisin cookies you baked for me last week? I appreciate the nice gesture but one of the raisins was hard and it chipped my tooth. Since I had to see a dentist, I think its only fair for you to pay half the bill. Your share is $20. You know I hate going to the dentist.

I'm still grumpy,
Uncle Denny

This next one I got when I first started and didn't write down the exact language....

Subject: Association dues
It's time for your annual association dues. Fees are based on individual career level. Your cost will be $9. It will be automatically deducted from your bank account.