I was making my real children clean their rooms before getting to do anything fun. There was a lot of frustration on both sides, theirs because they didn't want to work and mine because I hate a messy house. About 10 minutes before lunch was ready my daughter came out of her room to say she was hungry. I told her to go back to her chore and I would call her when lunch was ready. As she stomped back down the hall, she shouted to her father "Dad! Mom is treating us like villagers!"

Guess she had seen me talk to my villagers once to often...

"You can exercise AFTER there is food for everyone."

"You can eat AFTER you heal the rest of the village."