This is a great thread! A greatly needed thread!
I got so sick of being called a guy it is unreal.
Ummm...
Lets see, I am sitting here in a pink shirt with makeup on my face. (That would make me a very strange guy if I was one.)
I wear a bikini in the summer. (That would make me a strange guy if I was one.)
I usually don't leave my house without makeup on. (That would make me a strange guy if I was one.)
My profile says my occupation is a stay at home mom. (That would make me a strange guy if I was one.)

So lets face it, I am either a VERY STRANGE guy or I am a female! I am strange, but I am not a guy!

I even added another line to my siggy today because I am of being called a guy!