All true stories here!:

When you have dreams about your village taking over the world!

When you accidentaley call your friend Kali, because you were thinking of your favorite villager, okay? Your friend has no right to be mad!

When you tell your five year old nephew to "Grow up so you can work! Geeze!" And then you absently wonder if you can magically make him grow up by moving the computer clock foward.

When you see a bird eating your strawberries and go, "Well, at least it isn't a flock of parrots..."