"Okay, Joe, seriously. Stop with the love making. We have like, 5 things of food left on the food bin and you've gotten busy with 3 women. We cannot afford that many mouths to feed. So do your researching stuff so we can plant crops." - After my researcher, Joe, at the beggining of the game decided to make babies with three of my women in the village.

"PATRICK. STOP WITH THE PARTYING. YOU JUST HAD ONE A MIINUTE AGO AND I'M TRYING TO TEACH PETE HOW TO FARM." - After my GC had a party right after he had one. Seriously, can this kid be more annoying?