LOL! SO FUNNY! Im not a good comedian, but here goes:

-If u see mushrooms in your backyard, you frantically search for a magic hand so that you can drag a random child to pick it up.

-When you go to the grocery store, u marvel at how the red mushrooms are selling for the same price as the brown ones, even though they are worth more food.

-If u see a boulder lying around you immediatly drop
everything and stop what your doing to go push it.

-If u see a child w/ gold robes you wonder, 'Why doesnt he have rainbows and stuff over his head?'.

-You tell your family that all the adults in it arent allowed to pee ever and the children must pee outside and not on the toilet. Also no pooping allowed.

-If u have a baby, you spend 120 minutes caring for it then just let it go off on its own and wander around.

-If your berry bush runs out of berries, you run to the nearest table and frantically move your arms around.

-If u find a strange looking plant in your garden, you stand next to it waving your arms, thinking that by doing that u can become a terrifec healer.

-You avoid going into a house with any1 of the opposite gender.

-You imagine that u are about an inch tall and so is everyone else.

-You pray that your 'goddess' will send a blessing to your 'tribe' (family).