I would laugh to see some Aussie names in there like, "Boof", or "Warney", "Charlene", lol.

Better - Epony-rae.......Kath, Kim, imagine thier whiney accent as well.
"Come on mum, I'm sick o' pickin' up stupid mushrooms....."
"No, Brett I do not feel like fishing to-day!"
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