Ok, I said to the lil ones as I'm pulling them off the natures calling "I'm so sorry, but there's a mushroom. If it weren't for you, your lazy parents would starve to death"
"Oh, how could you, he was just in the that hut with your sister"
I have actualy yelled this "The pond is OFF LIMITS & the hut too"
"Another stinky stew, I followed the recipe"