"Mister Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rool center of a tootsie pop?"
"I never made it without biting. Ask Mister Owl."
"Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rool center of a tootsie pop?"
"Let's find out. One, a-ta-hoo, tha-ree *CRUNCH!* Tha-ree."

"How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know."
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And what if it makes you laugh now but you cry as you fall asleep?