"GAH, come on! You dislike running, and you move like an old woman! You're not even 14 yet! Goodness knows what good you'll be later."
A moment later:
"Well, I guess I shouldn't complain. You could be the shona invading my VV2 game."

('Shona' means 'golden child' in Bengali. I got it from the glossary of a book set in India.)
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And what if it makes you laugh now but you cry as you fall asleep?