A late entry - I just discovered this topic.

When seeing a child sitting "feeling a bit lonley":

"Aw, come on and I'll get your Mummy to tell you a story!" How daft is that?? \:\)

When one member of a courting couple keeps running away:

"Oh well, if he/she doesn't appreciate you, I'll go find someone else that does."
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