Lemme think....Ah heres one I said Just this morning:

You stupid villager,It's been 5 minutes and you've JUST gotten to 99% on that stupid dam!

And the one we'll never forget

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU 'ENJOYING THE LAGOON' WHEN YOUR VILLAGE'S FOOD SOURCE IS AT 2!?!?!?
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