I read quite a few funny moments in the "Strange Things Your Villagers Do" thread, but thought I'd make a topic dedicated to plain funny moments in the game. So, what are your funnier moments?

One of them happened to me this morning. I booted up and was immediately greeted with a "locusts have eaten your crops" type message. It said the villagers could only stand by and watch as all the food was consumed.

So I'm thinking "Oh no, they're all going to starve, and I'll have to start all over again!"

Meanwhile, I have 900,000+ food. Don't think I had cause for concern. Made me laugh.

So share your funnier moments from the game. Some people have mentioned they once saw villagers carrying boulders while their action was "relaxing" or "dancing".

Lol my villager went to fish, he came outta the ocean, with a sharp thingy! I tought what are you doing to your tribe! And also he went to fish, grabbed a sharp thingy while on the way, stood infront of the ocean for a few seconds, then all of a sudden the sharp thingy transformed in a fish, happend 3 times BTW! My villagers probably tried to catch a whale or sumthing.

That also happened to me where the cutting tools magicly transforms into a fish!

i had a fire walker, she was ontop of the fire when i loggen into the game and was stuck there! lol.

One time in the game i went on and one my farmers were watering the crops with a baby !lol! what a funny glitch for me

When I turn the game on, particularly if the village is full, I can usually find something to smile at in the ways the villagers get themselves caught. There is almost always one or more kids walking on water somewhere, or stuck up on the roof of a hut. For some reason I'll often find nursing mothers or ordinary villagers trappped behind one of the totems, which I keep stacked on the "diving rock" overlooking the pool. Sometimes I've been playing the game for several minutes before their frantically waving arms and legs catch my eye and I can free them.

Hehe... along the same lines, Arnie, I've logged in to find some villagers "spazzing out" or twitching at an incredible rate of speed, often standing near some structure. Quite amusing!

lol somethings our villagers do.

Hehehe I have a screenie that speaks for itself!

Sum1 tell me if this works, if it doesnt, tell me how it does pl0x!

Hmm, changed should work now!

lol very funny!

whenever my kids play tag by the hospital, the one that's "it" ALWAYS wanders off and gets stuck to the left of the love shack

I have a villager who loves her laundry that she would not part with it. She went to the research hut, got her basket, washed her items, then deceided to go swimming, (launry in hand) and jumped into the pond. She left the pond (laundry in hand) and went to fix a hut. It was funny watching her fix the hut with her basket in the way. The she proceeded to got to the research table upon arrival the basket disappeared.

LOL, funny!

Very funny pic, Sjarko!

Mine too. And, when the building of the hut is not finish, the kid runs across the hut's foundations and...runs back with the others!!

Hopefully this picture speaks for itself. I think the look from the man speaks volumes.

does the action say fishing? She might just be nursing in the fishing line.

I think she might just be nursing in the fishing line like you suggested Jazza.

Unless that villager has discovered new fish.

yes, she's nursing in the fishing line, but I think her position in the line, and the funny look the guy is giving her insinuates that she's trying to sneak in the baby as a fish.

I always thought this guy would be less lonely if he gave up his water fetish....

Along the lines of a firewalker, I was restarting the fire. The villagers were using the path through the fire pit to get materials for a hut. I started a the villager passing jumped, dropped what he was holding. It was so funny. That was the first time now I try to make that happen again.

Is that mean of me?.

LOL
Cute One !

So long as she didn't leave the baby in the food bin when she reached the end of the line!

LOL
Very True!
hahaha

Is it the bowl that receives his tears? there is a lot!!!

Past days, one of the pregnant woman (in VV2) became sick and the baby turned into a bowl!

I just had a female villager eating her laundry. She was actually stuck at the dam, holding her laundry, but the notation said "eating". I've also had villagers stuck in the hospital saying "eating" -- I guess most hospitals do have a cafeteria!

I've had a couple of funny things happen. A day or so ago I had one male villager kissing 3 women at the same time, and they would all go into the love shack together!! Then today, that same guy was "embracing" a Female Villager (FV#1) who had been fixing a hut. The female villager (FV#2) right next to her was also fixing a hut, but when the male villager closed in on FV#1, FV#2 took off ("running away") as if to say - "I WANT NO PART OF THIS NASTINESS!!" I roared with laughter thinking, good girl. LOL @ That guy - no matter what, he's always kissin' some poor girl.

Oh - and today I had a villager doing a rain dance. That was kind of cute though!

That happened to me as well

Today all my villagers are sick. I want to master a villarger's healing skill so I let her heal all the villagers but who will heal her?

You may grab a kid to heal your doctor. At the beginning he says no but if you insist he'll be able to do it!

(PS: I love your penguin avatar!! )

she was hallucinating! you were seeing what she was seeing!

Villagers have learned how to fish with a fishing pole ... don't know why, but some have decided to stand at the shore instead of getting their feet wet ... LOL ...

Also, as well as catching fish, they can find CRABS! It is now regular part of the teaching of children in my tribe -- many times I have seen a crab brought forth from the science hut by a teacher to show the children.

Some of the funniest moments is when I saw someone teaching ... to NO ONE!! just wandering around with the message "teaching" ...

Also, one of my villagers, set to healer, walked into the OCEAN with a basket of clothes, and came out with a fish. Trying to do two things at once I guess!!

I've also had a male villager set to parenting go and kiss two or three ladies, and they all proceed to the lovely hut together LOL

Several of my villagers always get caught between the hut above and to the left of the hospital and the sewing hut while exercizing. They always are carrying rocks with them, rushing back and forth until they are "rescued". Sometimes when the children gather in ranks near the science hut it will say something like "Attending Lessons", but rarely is there a teacher present. The teaching seems to take place while someone is wandering about the place, and no one seems to be listening. Must be frustrating...but that's usually the case...ask a teacher!

Mine take spells where they will be prasing, telling a joke, chatting or or whatever and walk up sideways on the cliff above the pond and then walk off it getting "caught hanging there" in mid air trying to walk and still doing what ever it was they were doing.

left mine on all nite, we i got to it this morning Safari walked into the babies hut by herself and came out with a kid.

then i noticed my population was up 4 kids all with different mothers

wonder if that was happening all nite

I've found more than a few who have chosen to complain to one of the totems ... don't know how they decided which one to go to unless it is in the correct position, but it is always the same totem ... what did that EE (who has since passed away) do to deserve their frustrational vents? LOL

I often wonder why farmers carry laundry into the sea, scientists take it to the lab table, and some just wander down the beach with it in hand, and sit down and "relax at the beach".

They are spear fishing!

I just had the same thing happen - sick nursing woman holding a bowl of food. I thought "no argument here!" Then when she was healed, hey presto! the food turned back into a baby.

My villagers got stuck in the woodpile once.
And a villager improved at healing a dead person!

Oh and also a kid got a shell and put it in the research hut, but i never saw it again. I guess is bad luck.
I keep putting my kids on collectables and they don't see them.

at the useless villagers who give up hope and stop working

I tabbed over to my game, and I look up to see Akio going indoors with Bes AND Thema. They were just rounding the corner into the hut. They go indoors, and Bes comes out first, then Akio - "Running Away". I just about died laughing.

Just today I had a funny experience as well with the "lovely hut" ... one of my builders hustled to it and went inside ... with no one else!! I heard the kiss, tried to find out who was going, and I couldn't find his partner anywhere!!! I thought maybe it was one of my elder ladies even if I didn't have them set directly on parenting, and are pretty slow getting there, but they still frequent the hut occasionally -- but no one came!!

Genetic wise, two of my villagers, both blonde, the male with curly blond hair, and the woman with coiffed blonde hair, gave birth to triplet boys, all with black hair, and all wearing the same outfits. Hmmm ... is he the STEPdad? LOL

i had one of my nursing moms....in her pic was carrying a fish...then the fish turned bk into a baby..lol

I got the dragonfly event --- shooed them off and got attacked by mosquitors ... oooh lots of healing practice for the healers when people got sick ... funny thing though ... there were CHILDREN FOLLOWING ALONGSIDE THE HEALERS .... and the message on them when clicked on was "LEARNING LESSONS!!!"

Anybody got that one yet? I haven't seen a post.

Also, I find it amusing when they go and complain, argue, or praise ... always they walk fast, and always to a totem!! Particularly, the ones I have set at the top of the hospital. Does it matter what the totem is? I think it is the red one with its tongue out I see them at. Who are they talking TO? The ancestors? LOL

Also, during an event that requires healing, I find my healers pacing back and forth ON TOP of the hospital, not below it where all the sick villagers go ... sometimes I have to move them to the front (but not TOO close, or else they'll start trying to "fix the hut" LOL).

I think it's because your doctor was "teaching children" in spite of "healing" them when you put him near a kid!!
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Yes, there is "glitch" here! The doctors and also the builders got stuck on the top of the hospital!!

I;ve had a "Nursing of the Dead" Dead woman still nursing

I lost the screen shot tho

If you accidentally dropped a healer with at least adept parenting skills on a kid who wasn't sick, or had just been healed, they'd have started to teach them and a number of kids would have have gathered for the lesson. If you interrupted the healer by dropping him/her on another villager to carry on healing, the kids would still be "learning", even though no-one was doing any teaching.

RE: Kids & healing
You can quite easily teach the children to heal, in both VV-1 & VV-2! Just drop them onto any sick villager and they'll do their stuff! You might have to drop them a couple of times till they get the idea!

Any villager, of any age, can heal (apart from the nursing mothers). Also, even if a villager is sick they can still heal another villager. I've found that useful when I've had an epidemic caused by an event or the gong. Often the doctor/s are sick as well so I'll grab the nearest villager to heal the doctor first, then the doctor can return the compliment.

I found that children can heal when all the villagers got sick except one child and I tried putting him/her onto a sick villager. then he/she shaking head say nope in adult voice so I put him/her on the sick villager and he/she healed the villager. So now I always use children to heal, so they get to be master doctors. More so when I have a dead parot event.

I don't think I explained it completely when I said the children were following along with the healers ... it wasn't that the healers were teaching ... they were actively going around healing people near the hospital ... teaching is usually done in the middle of the village near the fire, these kids were actually walking with the healers down to the hospital, and when I clicked on the healers, it said healing, and when I clicked onto the kids going along with them, it said "learning lessons" ... lol Looks like I had some young apprentices learning already, but I had never see this happen before!!

And yes, I found out quite by accident that kids could heal, and that everyone else could too even if they weren't set to healing as a life career. Personally, I think it is good for everyone to have a little healing skill to keep things in balance.

when my tribe "StylaX" was first opened, i started and i said OMGNESS! WHY ARE YOU THERE?? as i saw a child stuck at the fire

I've had a few of my villagers get stuck in the fire. Usually happens when my fire has gone out and someone is just restarting the fire.

Sometimes I even watch them do this to themselves and think... "What, can't you tell that someone was trying to start a fire here? Serves you right."

Yes, thanks, Arnie, It took me a while before I figured that out!

I have a voyeur villager. This morning when I turned it on, a coupe was heading for the love shack, which one of the builders was examining at the time. She got up to let them in, then was back on her hands and knees at the door. It looked so much like she was peeking. I wish I had thought fast enough to grab a screenshot, but it was early and I was too busy laughing.

LOL!
I'm also a little bit embarrassed when I send a couple of villagers in the love-hut while builders are still repairing it!

lol
well,one time,i had the carriing boulder thing while relaxing happen to my villagers.

I had one little boy that was always stuck in the middle of the ocean. Since he grew up I haven't seen another child out there but a lot on the roofs!

I also had one male and female adult stuck behind the totem near the love shack. Personally I think they were making out

I noticed that all the complaining, joke telling etc is to a totem so I went to investigate which totem. It was Kiti, the eldest woman and the first woman on the game (that came over the falls) So I moved the totem next to the pond so they didn't have to walk all the way down to the bottom of the screen (I keep the totems near the love shack)

When I start the game there's almost always several kids stuck in the ocean, and often some in the pond underneath the waterfall, as well. I expect as your population grows you'll start seeing more caught there, too.

I don't so often see them stuck on the roofs. I do remember one time though when I'd just started a new game and the first hut got to 50% and sprouted the framework. It caught both builders and the farmer who was passing with a fish. That was all three of my adult villagers stuck!

Gee, I've never seen kids stuck like THAT before ... the only things I see are them sometimes going in tight small circles near the fire ... gets me dizzy.

Another "sticking point" is when there is an event with sickness involved, and all the Doctors are walking back and forth in back of the hospital, instead of going down to heal the sick in the front. Or, near the sacred burial ground when they are honoring the dead ... there is a spot over on the right above the waterfall where, if they are walking in a particular programmed path, a few of them get caught in a "loop" just walking back and forth until I have to manually move them.

What scientists?!?!?!

that's funny

I had one villager who didn't like swimming, so I would put hime in the water to see hum freak and run away.

I had another villager who didn't like crowds so would never celebrate when I discovered a puzzle. That's just rude! lol.

Heh heh

I have children stuck on the roof and it is always the same hut when I start the game each time. Also had 3 kids in the sea at the same time.

My village died off and I only had 2 women left and one of them went into the love shack this morning with the message going indoors. She didn't come out with a baby but the minute she came out I got the barrel of babies and Got a baby boy funny how things turn out.