'YOU! Stop running back and forth and stay still so I can find you!'

'So she hates learning and likes... whale meat? She's sure gonna be interesting.'

'Oh yay, more people to EAT ALL MY FOOD.' (Had algae, a villager just had a baby because the only child was 12, and suddenly two more people fell down the waterfall.)

'There's a REASON your skill is set to Farmer, now STOP RESEARCHING.'

'You and you, you're useless. Come help me test this stew.'

"Oh my god your beautiful golden hair its all gray!!! your only 55!!!!!!!!!"

This was said to my adept male parent "Ok, so your on the brink of starvation so you thought it logical to get all of the farmers pregnant? Typical male.

Said while cramming late last night trying to get my second Elder: I wonder if he's tired of studying those flowers by now... What, that didn't do it? Back you go!

Said after having one collection set full: Oh, another shell? You kids can keep playing tag then, and hopefully something better will come along when you're done.

And of course there's the ever popular "How will you become an Esteemed Elder" questions directed at a villager...

-Dam that dam!
(Dam the four letter word was used as well.)
-So so so so so so so so so so so so so close!
(To near master builders)
-If I have to say it a hundred times I will, THE VINES WILL BE THERE AFTER YOU ARE DONE!!!
-You are a builder! Not a researcher! Stop bugging the Scientists!
-You guys are whimps, afraid of a little algey! You soak your feet in a near stagnent stream! Wait...how does that water fall keep running if there is nothing to feed it...
(Conversations with myself after a long day)

Um that is kind of offenceive!

"If you're so worried about food, get back to work and finish the last 2% OF THE DAM!!!!!!"

That ones great but washing the baby empty-handed is better! haha!

"No? What do you mean no?! Pick the veggies or you'll starve!"