Hey how long will I have to be a newbie? what will my next status be? Oh yeah and how do I add a signature after I have already completed my profile? Thanks ya'll

Check the FAQ, it will tell you how to advance in your rank. To add your signature, go to 'My Profile' and scroll down to the signature option.

yes the ranks are not based on how long you have been on the forums but how many post you make.

Thanks