This just in! I was talking with Juro, my master Farmer, and apparently he had a little talk with Mali. You remember Mali? Mali is one of Tibby’s villagers? Good. Well Mali was telling Juro that Tibby is not all that she says she is. Apparently, Mail told Juro that Tibby lets the food bin get low all the time, and all Tibby does is laugh about it. Mali went on to inform Juro that was the main reason they had to form the union. (I guess the union goes by the name of “Tibby is Mean Local 100”, or something like that. Juro was crying so hard I could hardly understand him. Mali asked Juro if she could come over to his village to escape the wrath of Tibby. But before she could cross over two villagers in black suites came and whisked her away. Juro is so broken hearted about this; he made me write you all. Just thought you all would want to know the real Tibby! I know this will be hard for some of you to swallow, but I got it straight from the horses’ mouth.

I heard the news that a TELL ALL would be shown on ABC's Primetime Live and I'm here to tell you that the accusations are FALSE. I am not addicted to drugs and have not slept with any of the villagers. AND that food bin is full to bursting. I extend my personal invitation to Juro to come over to the village and inspect it.

Juro is out to sell his new book. And Mali? I'll take care of Mali...don't you all worry.

Hahahah you guys