One of my villagers, Keopi, complained that another villager, Mali, created a toxic substance. Well, wouldn't you know it, they put me right in the middle of a domestic dispute. Turns out Keopi and Mali have a few kids and this was his way of complaining about the quality of her cooking. He was all like, "Her cooking is toxic." And she was all like, "Get him out of my kitchen! Why you up under my grill, Keopi?!" It was a mess. I've suggested counseling. Just yesterday, Keopi told me that a whale washed up on shore and he wanted to let it die. Turns out the 'whale' was Mali's mother. I don't think the counseling is working.